Archive for April 2007
I am Tim, I am Great
Yup, thats right - read it and weep. Sounds big headed I know, but I am in possession of all the facts and it is the only logical conclusion.
I try not to broadcast it too much but since this is the first post in the new (very cleverly titled) category me, me, me it seemed perfectly appropriate. I’ll also be posting few more personal thoughts and family notes here too. I am hoping that I may find a little more to write this way.
…. back to the subject matter - I am Tim, I am Great! The fact I am able to write this with my head firmly stuffed where the sun don’t shine is evidence enough. But alas, I am also a short arse. According to an article I have just read it might be my vertically challenged stature that has led to me being who I am. It also says I have a big cock, so it is clearly very accurate and well researched.
I expect there is a very small percentage of the people reading this who might not think I am great. They are the same people who will say I am not succesfull, I have a swollen and misshaped head and that the article didn’t even say I have a large sexual organ. They are fools. Perhaps you are one of them? Perhaps not, but I bet you’re a fool regardless.
If you’re one of these fools please air your views and leave a comment.
