Archive for July 2007
Small bouncing Tits
I did promise some updates over the weekend. So I have made 1 - The company turn over one the graphs page has been updated. Its not completely accurate as I’ve not yet gone through full sales figures, but it does include main sites, and consultancy work.
Hopefully can keep the trend going up - which is a little more difficult now as 1) have less time on my ventures… and 2) the scale on the graph has changed to reflect higher figures, so I need a bigger increases for it to be pleasing to the eye.
Still I am confident it can and will be done! Especially with all the stupid ideas I always have!
Time for a bit more number crunching now I think, don’t enjoy it but need to get it out of the way.
On a completely separate note - I love bouncing tits.
Update pending…
This weekend I will update this site a little. All the graphs and shares information is completely out of date! Don’t get too excited as I doubt it will be that compelling! I have also been asked to add a average daily earnings, or something similar. I am not sure how comfortable I am with announcing this level of detail, and it can be difficult to calculate as I have various sources of income and expenditure.
However, I shall have a little think and see what I can do!
I also need to do this to get my accounts completely in order, to guage how close I am to the million, and to decide when to get my new car! If I set myself some (easy) targets I can justify it to myself!
On many of the other forums I frequent, I am very good at telling other people to post regularly. And I do on a lot of other sites, but I am very poor at keeping on top of my own personal bits. Hopefully with the back log cleared I’ll be a little more driven and efficient.
Finally - It is still Wednesday, which I have now been told are to be naked Wednesdays. I don’t know why, but I shall disrobe to find out what the fuss is about.
On the off chance that some developers are reading this - does anyone have any experience with cubecart? I need a programmer to take over a project which is built on this open source ecommerce platform.
I am sick of my car
Got up nice and early this morning as had a meeting to attend… only had a few hours sleep so wasn’t too cheery in the morning anyway. However I set off and was thinking to myself whether or not I should get a brand spanking new car. I had just about decided that it was wise to run current beast for as long as possible.
Shortly after that decision I approached a roundabout, tried to squeeze through a gap in queuing traffic into the middle lane but gave up as I ran out of space and was rather close to the back corner of the lorry in front. As the lights changed the lorry rolled back and did a nice job of smashing my passenger window and mangling the door frame.
I returned home, didn’t attend the meeting, and spent a while hoovering up glass and getting angry. The glass has gone, replaced with some nice bills to pay.
I will be replacing that car, or at least getting another.
Traffic Wardens
I bet you’re expecting me to tell you all what a bunch of bastards they are…..
Normally yes. But yesterday I was ->this<- close to getting a ticket. Had to go to the bank to cancel my card and order a new one after the clever loss of my wallet. Obviously I had no cash. Parked in the car park ran to the bank, did my bits, came back, was no more than 5 minutes and saw a lurking by my performance Peugeot 406... "Sticking a ticket on my car are you?"
A hilarious conversation followed: "Yes, £60"
After a bit of idle chit chat and hiding of my emotions we struck a deal, he'd let me off as I got to him before he'd tapped anything into his box of dirty tricks. He'd let me off if I bought a ticket. Wonderful - I didn't have any bloody cash! After bit more smooth talking he let me on my way and moved on to his next victim.
I don't know what I'd without my good looks and charms! He had a mustache and clearly fancied me.
So this is to say thank you to some of the traffic wardens out there, you’re not all c*nts, some of you are just gay.
Bugger
It’s nearing 1am - I am beginning to want my bed and instead I am writing this.
This post is an example of probably why I have to work so late as I spend too much time doing nothing or pointless tasks, like this! To top it this is really an uninformative and uninteresting post which barely justifies reading.
“luckily” there is a reason for it…. “unlucky” its because my wallet and phone have disappeared. I will be phoneless until at least Thursday or Friday. Don’t bother trying to phone me. Especially if you’re that twat from Oranges “Business Support Team” who got told kindly to fuck off.
