Back on the Case

After a weekend of debauchery on a certain Mr Bens stag do its taken me a few days to wind back up to full operational speed. But here I am the third night in a row up at nearly 3am, planning on how to take over the world.

I do not have weapons of mass destruction, I do not have the money to hire an army, in fact I have no weapons at all. So my first and most direct plan is on hold. But my second will soon be well on the way…..

Networking is very important and I have now been fortunate enough to meet a few useful individuals recently, some might be kind enough to help me. Not by way of supplying mercenaries. But perhaps to help with some of my on-line (ad)ventures.

Failing that, I’ll just go back to selling crack.