I am Tim, I am Great
Yup, thats right - read it and weep. Sounds big headed I know, but I am in possession of all the facts and it is the only logical conclusion.
I try not to broadcast it too much but since this is the first post in the new (very cleverly titled) category me, me, me it seemed perfectly appropriate. I’ll also be posting few more personal thoughts and family notes here too. I am hoping that I may find a little more to write this way.
…. back to the subject matter - I am Tim, I am Great! The fact I am able to write this with my head firmly stuffed where the sun don’t shine is evidence enough. But alas, I am also a short arse. According to an article I have just read it might be my vertically challenged stature that has led to me being who I am. It also says I have a big cock, so it is clearly very accurate and well researched.
I expect there is a very small percentage of the people reading this who might not think I am great. They are the same people who will say I am not succesfull, I have a swollen and misshaped head and that the article didn’t even say I have a large sexual organ. They are fools. Perhaps you are one of them? Perhaps not, but I bet you’re a fool regardless.
If you’re one of these fools please air your views and leave a comment.
5 Responses to “I am Tim, I am Great”
1 Ziki 19 April 2007 @ 12:08 pm
Well, well somebody is being modest, but hey that is Tim lol.
2 me 19 April 2007 @ 11:40 pm
Before anyone else bothers, it has already been pointed out to me that my spelling is crap. I would pretend the mistakes were deliberate, but with making so many I would get quickly caught out.
3 Ben 25 April 2007 @ 12:30 pm
All about perspective Tim! That’s why I tend to hang about with total cunts, makes me look like a nice guy…
4 Tim Rees 25 April 2007 @ 1:47 pm
thats strange, I always assumed you seemed like a cunt because you hung around with such nice guys (like me)
5 Making a Million » Blog Archive » makingamillion.net sold for $4M 7 May 2007 @ 11:49 pm
[…] My opinion is that a good blog (or forum) requires not only good content, regular updates, but also its fair share brown and sticky. Though I do not want to smear my good name with poo, it may well be in my interest to self publicise a little more. I therefore refer you to my last post: I am Tim, I am Great […]
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